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Post by Radagast the Brown on Jan 20, 2004 23:57:26 GMT
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Post by Lothiel on Jan 29, 2004 23:15:16 GMT
Tee hee hee! Those are good.  |
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Post by Laurewen Undomiel on Jan 30, 2004 2:43:53 GMT
LOL that's hilarious.
That part in ROTK when they had Frodo tossing Gollum off the cliff. That totally described me.
"People who read the book: lost"
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Post by Radagast the Brown on Jan 30, 2004 6:57:54 GMT
GANDALF: Now I guess it's time to knock on death's door and invite them out to battle. Draw Sauron's eye to us instead of Frodo.
ARAGORN: All in the hopes of giving Sam and Frodo a chance.
LEGOLAS: A diversion.
ARAGORN: Yeah, thanks, Paraphrase Boy.
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DEAGOL: Mine!
SMEAGOL: Mine!
DEAGOL: Mine!
SMEAGOL: Mine!
DEAGOL: Yours. (dies)
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^best parts of RotK
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Post by Éowynshue on Feb 3, 2004 10:28:06 GMT
Ohhhhh! One of my friends posted the TTT one on a message board last year! I was wondering who wrote it! lol Its great! i hadn't seen the other two before |
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Post by River Daughter on Feb 3, 2004 17:55:26 GMT
Oh I love this! FRONT DOOR TO MORIA
FELLOWSHIP is staring blankly at riddle.
GANDALF: "Speak friend and enter"? Hm. I'm at a loss. Anyone have a credit card? I could pick the lock.
FRODO: No, wait - Gandalf, what's the Elvish word for "friend"?
LEGOLAS: Oh, don't ask the ELF or anything.
WATCHER IN WATER taps FRODO on the shoulder with a tentacle.
WATCHER: 'Scuse me, do you know what time it is?
FELLOWSHIP freaks out and fires arrows at it.
WATCHER: Well, if you're going to be like that, I'll just find the watch myself...
WATCHER picks up FRODO and tries to shake stuff out of his pockets. FELLOWSHIP, amid much hysteria, rescues FRODO and runs away into the mines.
WATCHER: What? Hey, wait, you didn't close the door! I'll get that for you. Oops...guess I don't know my own strength. Hey, you! Pony! Do you happen to have the time? Oh so funny! ;D |
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Post by Marieke on Feb 3, 2004 20:11:14 GMT
DENETHOR: So here's my plan: a barbecue. Featuring smoked and roasted stewards of Gondor. Obey me or die, people!
PIPPIN: Ohhh-kay, crazy man alert.That's my favourite!
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Post by †Gothic~Angel† on Feb 3, 2004 23:56:04 GMT
OMG! The one River~Daughter posted is hilarious *lmao* I'm gonna check them out ;D
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